TWEETY.

2009-02-20T20:13:00.000-08:00

yay!
my fever is gone!
ka poosh!
:D

but, my cough still persists.
:/

haiyaaaaaaaaa.

any ways.
yesterday,
guess what i dream about?
i dreamt that jiale got the fever bug!
:o

its like,
i was dunno doing what,
and then jiale called me and wwas like, "hello, i got leh."
then i was like, "omg you also got arh?!"
then jiale said "ya la."

._____________.

and i also dreamt about racism.
o.O
must be too much of TKAMB.
cos it was between the negroes and whites.
and although i was a white in my dream, i was on the negro's side.
hmm..

any ways,
TAG REPLIES!

SHAUN: funny arh, you think i'll die so easily? :@
YD: that's xinhao. in case you didn't know. and it all originates from the story of how humans were formed.. :D
TERESA: i will you cattttttttttttttttttt. :]
FATHER POOFF: OHHELLOOPINKKKK?! random much. o.O
IVY: hohoho! my ai ren! :D <3!

AND,
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
i know its really late,
but never mind.
:S

BYEE.
im off to find out the different types of deltas.
ha.
:]

AND AHH I JUST REALISED TERESA TOH CAUGHT THE STUPID FEVER BUG TOO!
AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME!
>:/
sucker toh.
but i think its my fault. cos i coughed at her face on one unknown day.
hais.
sorry teresa!
:X
hope you get better!

2009-02-19T22:16:00.000-08:00

bleh.

i'm sick.
as in,
literally.
not the mind, okay.

okay fine, maybe i AM sick in the mind. SOMETIMES.
ha.
:D

any ways.
i caught the same bug as jingyi.
D:

high fever, body ache, sore throat, cough [like shit].
looks like dengue, but its not.
thankfully.

hmmm.. doctor gave me 2 days mc,
but maybe i cant go to band tomorrow too.
cos yesterday,
my temperature shot up to 40.6.
:o
luckily my brain never kena fried.
o.O

and on the first sick night,
me and jingyi were like,
on the phone for 1 hour can.
talk talk talk,
cough cough cough.
hahaha.
:D

ai yo,
i think teresa MAY BE the next to get it.
cos i accidentally coughed in her face.
she better drink more water.
:/

any ways,
OMG ITS SO DAMN FREAKING HOT.

can you believe that i'm actually wearing long pants now?
=.=

gonna take it off now.
BYE.
:D

2009-02-12T03:23:00.001-08:00

woooo!

i'm gonna be abit laggy for this post, but never mind.
yesterday,
i didnt go band cos of some reason and so i went home with jiale and joey.
we ate in school first la,
then after walking out of the back gate we saw the ice cream uncle,
and he was like, "wo yao qian.."
then something happened and it was quite funny but i'm lazy to say,
so any ways.
we bought ice cream each,
except for joey and then we were talking and licking our ice creams when suddenly jiale's
ice cream popped out of her cone and NEARLY fell on to the ground but she caught it in time and it was so damn funny and then we were laughing so much until joey nearly couldn't help jiale take some tissue out of her bag.
and to make it worse,
jiale was laughing and saying that "my ice cream dropped and i saw a poo"
and then we saw this harden dog poo that was standing up right and it was so funny we laughed somemore and i was like, saying that the chocolate ice cream saw its family [the poo] and went "my family!" and then jumped to join them thats why it fell out.

so after that we were walking again and then we were singing to david archuleta's "a little not too over you" and then we were at the many many "ooo" part when suddenly a van poofed behind us and then joey went "car!" and then sort of pounced on jiale and at that time i was like, singing the highest "ooo~" part and then cos i kena shocked so my voice broke or something like that and then it was like, "oooOOOA!"

then i was like laughing like crazy and so was joey but we had diff reasons and ai ya i got to eat dinner so i can't post finish and i went home with emma today, quite fun.

:D

2009-02-07T22:06:00.001-08:00

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

miss kwek miss kwek miss kwek.
.___________________________________.

hmm.. im fine with her being our form teacher,
but WHY DOESNT SHE MARK OUR ENG LIT PAPERS?!
ask us to do, but never mark.
tat's why i wanna change eng lit teacher.
eng lit is such a nice sbuject,
and then she sort of ruin it.
im not saying she did.
its just tat,
she makes it no fun to me any more.
:/

ANY WAYS.
IM HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
:D
cos i can go watch something!
:D
:D
:D x1987409820767302874529874209876209862097450298467209843762987629!

okay, need to go study geog.
BYEEEEE.

OH YA!
sian, art need to do on a3 paper somemore.
D:

gonna plurk!
:]

TAG REPLIES!
NATASHA: hello nana!

YD: okay la. so far i only plurk once. HAHAH.:D

SHAUN: agreed. that's why my karma has been reduced. :[

LUCAS: THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

SHIYINN: TAAG! :D

JINGYI AND TERESA: TAG TAG TAG YOU TWO CRAZY PEOPLE. :D

2009-02-01T02:09:00.000-08:00

HELLOOOOOOOO.

I'VE JOINED PLURK!
:O

thought i wont.
but i did!
funny.
:/

any ways.
AHHHHHHH!
I CANT FIND ALEXANDRA FINCH'S PHOTO!
*^%%$! D:

so sadddddddddddddd.

AND,
on friday,
at lucky,
IT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY!
;D

i went to lucky with joey teresa jingyi and jiale and den we were chatting and den suddenly teresa was like,
"dam rem!" [cos she was eating something]
and den i was like,
"huh"[ cos the rest were so engrossed in talking netball stuff]
so i turned and we saw darren and xue rui and another tiny wushu guy.
so we were like,
o.O

and den they sat at the table sort of beside us,
except there's a black wall in between.
and den i dunno wat happened,
but a sort of food fight started.
and den HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
there was once darren's head popped up and joey threw a cracker and it hit the side of his head and bounce off and omg it was so funny and me and jingyi saw it and we laughed like crazy and hahahahaha speaking of jingyi she was unglam for once cos she spat out a pearl after i accidentally smacked her back instead of patting it and can you believe tat i am acutally saying this out as i type all in one breath and that shows how fast i can type hahaha although of course i "backspaced" dunno how many times and woo i didnt know i hadn't use any punctuation whatsoever except for the open and closed inverted commas.
:o
:D
:s

i've gone crazy.
OMG!

OH YA! i met tingxin and xueying and meixin and jeremy at lucky too.
:D

and WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'VE BEEN PROMOTED!

2009-01-28T02:40:00.000-08:00

QUIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FROM JINGYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
:D

1: Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
WHAT?!

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
my cousin! :D
that ang moh kia.
literally. :]

4: Would you considered yourself to be spoilt?
hmm.. nope?

5: Would you ever donate blood?
yepp. i think so. [see im so kind! :D]

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
err. i dont think so.

7: Do you want someone dead?
NO. :o

8: What does your last text message says?
OH OH OH. okay. ai ya. i lazy to study for it. haha. :p and eeeeeee my msn got something wrong. i cant sign in! :@ [i even counted the Es. :D]

9: What are you thinking of right now?
WHY MY MSN CANT SIGN ME IN.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
hm.. maybe. :]

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
10.16?

12: Where did you buy the t-shirt you're wearing now?
uh. i cant remember. :X

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
nopaaaa.

14: Who was the last person who text you?
uh.. darren? [ITS ABOUT TINGXIE]

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ:
1. JOOOEY
2. TEEERESA
3. NAAATASH
4. JIIIALE
5. LIIINYI
6. DAAAYANG
7. YUUUANDENG
8. LUUUCAS [does he do quizes?]
9. FAAANGQUAN
10. DAAARREN

Q: Who is 2 having a relationship with?
TERESA. me la! who else man. :D

Q: Is 3 a male or a female?
NATASHA. both la! bu nan bu nu. :]

Q: If 7 and 10 get together, will that be a good thing?
YD & DARREN. :O uh, no?!

Q: What is number 1 studying about?
JOEY. about aaron and joe and eric and dunno who else. :]

Q: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
just not long ago. :]

Q: Is number 4 single?
JIALE. oh hohoho. maybe? *wiggles eyebrows*

Q: Say something about number 2.
TERESA. a random and zilian girl. just like fq. ooo~ :D

Q: What do you think about number 3 and number 6 being together?
NAT&DAYANG. omg WOOO~ :}

Q: Describe number 9.
FQ. random, tall, zilian. like teresa toh. :]

Q: What will you do if number 6 and 7 fights?
YD& DAYANG. hmm.. yd will most probably be scolding him or ranting about him, so i'll most probably ask him to forgive and forget, and to most importantly.. SHUT UP. :D and for dayang, uh. lets say he gets emo. den am i supposed to say that if he emo, he wont be "shuai" any more again? o.O

Q: Do you like number 8?
if its LIKE like, den eeek NO!
but if its FRIEND like, den, yeah he's okay. i think. o.o

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :D

2009-01-24T01:12:00.000-08:00

Type your name with your:

1.FINGERS: choyyu
2.CHIN: fchkooyyhhy
3.ONE FINGER, EYES CLOSED: choyyu
4.ELBOW: c hoyyu
5.NOSE: cy hlbh bhh
6.PALM: cxvgouyuu

1.) List Four fandoms you have.
keychain, pencil case, lao fu zi comics, handphone?!

2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?
of course la.

3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?
uhm ya. last month?

4.) List four people that you look up to the most.
4 people who excel in fine arts. :D

5.) How many pets do you own as of now?
none! zero! gosong! nada! so sad! D:
i want a DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

6.) Which do you prefer white or black?
ehh... i dunno. HAH. :]

7.) Who is your most played character?
um. i dun play RPG much. heh.

8.) Choose one or the other, not both:
-Being stuck on an island with a friend
-Being stuck on an island with 5 acquaintances
unless i know who the 5 acquaintances are, i'll choose to be stuck with a friend.
:}

9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are.
usually high, but sometimes a bit emoooooooo. or moody.
ha. :D
undecisive/fickle?!
and i hope to be someone who can excel in fine arts actually.
:]

10.) If you could have a power what would it be?
to be able to zap away all pimples! :D
or to make wishes come true.
like some fairy godmother. then i can make so many wishes! and they'll all come true!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

11.Who was the last person you talked to?
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy. i was telling her that her soup super xiang.
HAHA. :D

12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
ehh.. cant remember. teresa? jingyi? YOU?!
:o

13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your head:
uh.
wat?
eesh.
ha.
is "uh" a word?!
ah wat the heck over shot already.
:S

14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?
studies la. model answer. :D

15.) Do you like the way you are?
eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm. i think so.
but of course,
there may be some parts i wish to change la.
:]

16.) Choose, Summer or Winter:
winter! cos i've never experience it before.
d:

17.) Choose, Rain or snow:
snow.
again, cos i've never experienced it before.
D::::::::::::::::: [wow i got so many eyes. :o]

18.) Water or ice?
ice!
but now its not cos i've never experienced it before.
its cos i dunno why.
:X

19.) List one odd thing about yourself:
that people keep saying im telling funny stories when i dun notice that i am.
HAHA. weird. like some fairy tale.
den its my super power!
den when got bad monsters,
like power puff girls scenario, den i can like,
"you shall die! MUAAHAHAHAHAH"
and den open my mouth and den the crap stories come out and den the monster die of over storying.
:D

20.) What are two of your bad habits:
lAZYYYYYYYYYYYY.
FICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

21.) what's your biggest pet peeve?
uhmmmmm.
not very sure.
being thrown into a dungeon with many many cockroaches and a chee koh peh?!

Passed on to:
JY!
TERESA[AGAIN]!
JL!
LINYI!
YD!
NAT!
JOEY?!
ANY ONE?!

2009-01-22T03:26:00.000-08:00

AI YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

two days ago,
in the mrt,
BIG DISASTER.
so here's a skit to show wat happened.

casts:

ME
TEO JINGYI
TERESA TOH
WOMAN 1
ANGMOH 1
ALL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CABIN

settings:
CY, JY, AND TERESA WERE IN THE TRAIN ON THE WAY HOME.
CY WAS THINKING SICK.

JY: wa lao cy you sicko bird! its like forever the sickest bird! which reminds me of
"forever the sickest kids!"

TERESA & CY: o:

CY STARTS TO DRINK SOME WATER.
TERESA STARTS SMSING HER BOYFRIEND.
JY STARTS SINGING "WOAH OH"

JY: woah oh~! [in a woah oh + sexy way = damn funny]

TERESA & CY ARE MOMENTARILY STUNNED.
TERESA SNAPS OUT OF HER DAZE.

T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

CY STARTS TO LAUGH TOO, BUT UNFOURTUNATELY HER MOUTH IS FILLED WITH WATER.

CY: mm mm MMMMM! [one hand covering mouth, other clutching bottle]
"OMG! DUN SPIT OUT DUN SPIT OUT!"

JY TURNS CY AROUND SO THAT SHE WILL NOT SPIT THE WATER ON TO HER.
TERESA STILL CONTINUES LAUGHING LIKE SOME CRAZY WOMAN.

CY: MMMMMMM!
"eesh! why cant i swallow the water?! omg no! nonono! dun start coughing!"
*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

MUCH TO HER DISMAY, CY STARTS COUGHING HEAVILY.
SHE IS TRYING SUPER SUPER SUPER HARD TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT AND THE WATER IN.
[DID I MENTION SHE'S TRYING SUPERRRRRRRRRRR HARD?]
FINALLY, CY DECIDES THAT IF SHE'S GOING TO CONTINUE CLOSING HER MOUTH AND COUGHING, SHE IS EITHER GOING TO DIE OF OVER-COUGHING AND SUFFOCATION OR SHE'S GONNA OPEN HER MOUTH.

CY: "aw crap! sucker man! im gonna die of suffocation! ah wat the heck. just open my damn mouth la. being merlion once is fine. :D"

HENCE, CY OPENS HER GIGANTIC MOUTH.
AND FOR A FEW SHORT SECONDS,
SHE BASKED IN THE GLORY OF HAVING THE HONOUR OF BEING THE MERLION.
*PPPPSH!*[WATER SOUND EFFECTS]

JY: OMG CY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TERESA: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

WOMAN 1: TSK!!!!!

ANGMOH 1: "oh my fcking god! i am never gonna come to singapore ever again."

CY: "oh shoot. now there's water on the floor. #@$^#&@$*@! ah at least i can open my mouth. but oh no! im still coughing! im feel so xin ku! like choking! ack! help!"

JY: are you okay?!

T: OMG! okay not?

CY: COUGHINGGGGGGGGGGG

CY MANAGES TO CHOKE OUT A GURGLE.

CY: tissue! i need tissue!

JY RUMAGES HER BAG.
JY: uhhhh.. i dun have!

TERESA: okay, i guess its my turn to search.
TERESA SEARCHES HER BAG.

T: i also dun have!

CY: i need jiale!

JY AND TERESA: HAHAHAHAHA!

JY: funny arh you? now still can joke!
[cos jiale always have tissue with her.]

T: i have gao zhi! you want?

CY: :O
ah what the heck.

CY TAKES THE GAO ZHI AND WIPES HER MOUTH WITH IT.

CY: eeew. can we like, zao at the next station? heh. [embarrassed!]

JY AND TERESA: YES. [embarrassed too]

~~~~~~NEXT STATION~~~~~~~~

mrt thingy : bedok!

CY: lets get outta here.

ALL RUNS OUT.
AND THE MESS I LEFT BEHIND.
AND OUR THREE MUSKETEERS PRAYED THAT NO ONE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM
THEY THEN RUN DOWN TO THE TOILET.

AT THE EZLINK TAPPING POINT,

CY: jy! can help me tap?

JY: okok.
JY TAPS WITH CY'S WALLET.
AND DEN GOES THROUGH THE DOOR HERSELF.

CY: jy! ahem! tat was my wallet!

JY: oops! sorry sorry!
STRETCHES FORWARD TO TAP HER EZLINK FOR CY

THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

after that i washed up, and according to jy and teresa,
i kept telling my "stories"
and very nearly made them pee.
:o

but den,
after tat,
jy came to conclusion tat i have water coming from everywhere.
:s
funny arh.

okay so, credits to the casts!

:D

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:]

and ai ya.
i left my maths ws in class.
:o

OH YA!
my brother is back!
:D
:D
:D :D:D:D:D:D:DDDDD

and now his head looks like some kind of hard boiled egg man!
cos he shaved botak, and den some more he kena sunburnt,
so its like,
A BIG RED EGG!
:D

yum. make me hungry.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
:D

2009-01-21T03:43:00.000-08:00

hmm.

downloading world of goo now.
:D

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY!
i yesterday downloaded some themes for my handphone and WHAT THE HECK i cant use them!
ALISETNAOIEUNTAOI;RUAOIRAIH!
#^^*%##@@%&*((&!

and den teresa could.
so i was like,
even more AIHGANAEAEGAISEMAI!

D:
and socks left free size.
which are so damn big again.
crappy la.
its like i have no fate with the new school socks.
last time,
got socks,
but no money.
den,
got money,
but no socks.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.

OH YA!
i lost my wallet today,
and den as i thought,
i left it in the classroom!
so joey helped me call shijia and den shijia helped me take it and den she wanted
to come parkway to pass it to me which was so kind of her
[THANK YOU SHIJIA!]
but den she met shiyinn at the concourse and den she passed it to her cos she's going parkway.
[THANKYOU SHIYINN!]

:D
these good people will have good karma.

2009-01-20T01:45:00.000-08:00

SHA LA LA LA LA!
SHA LA LA IN THE MOR~NING.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO~
SHA LA LA LA LA!
SHA LA LA IN THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~N!
:D

any ways.
tomorrow im maaaaaaaaaaybe not going band.
i got 3 ulcers leh!
like, sagjdaoinnraioiea la!
den got 2 is super serious one.
D:

and,
I WANT SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOSE WHO HAVE ENGLISH SONGS TAT ARE OF MP3 FORMAT CONTACT ME PLEASE!!!
please please please please save my life by giving me the songs of life!
:O

and yesterday,
my mother bought for me multi coloured rubber bands.
haha.
yay!
:]

and llaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
recalling wat i was going to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

OH YA!
tomorrow me and teresa are planning to go to school early.
like, revert back to last year's schedule.
so we are gonna try to persuade jiale to wake up earlier and COME WITH US.
you can come too if you want.
[WHAT?! SUPER RANDOM. IGNORE TAT. :D]

okay so today,
wanted to reach school earlier,
but cos i missed the bus so still same time.
=.=
den,
copy maths like crazy.
got 17forever!
wooooooooooooooooooo~
:D
and den, lesson...
blah blah.
during recess i was a little pissed.
cos of the stupid socks thingy.
*&&^$#*^%(*&^)()(&*_^^#!

THEN,
during pw,
watched a liiiiiiiitle bit of to kill a mockingbird.
:D
all the actors' and actress' face all got so much freckles.
i think jingyi will go crazy saying tat she has some too.
:]

and den, SCHOOL OVER!
ate at ananas with teresa toh and jingyi teo.
:D

and den while eating,
this old guy suddenly came asked us if we were from AHS or not.
and den we were like,
"no, we're from CCHMS."
den he was like,
"oh! i admire CCHMS and AHS alot.
last time, i work there as a security guard."
den he walked away.
so i said bye.
den he suddenly turned back and said
"i now live at dunno wat dunno wat address."
den he went away.
we were like,
okay..
:/

and AI YER!
MY MOTHER IS WATCHING PRINCESS HOURS NOW!
WITHOUT WAITING FOR ME!
HOW CAN?!
:@

2009-01-17T06:06:00.000-08:00

wowowowowowowowoowowow.
i just did a personality test,
and woooooooooooooo~
im a SPONTANEOUS IDEALIST.
:D

Spontaneous Idealist (SI)
Take the free personality test
Spontaneous Idealists are creative, lively and open-minded persons.
They are humorous and dispose of a contagious zest for life.
Their enthusiasm and sparkling energy inspires others and sweeps them along.
They enjoy being together with other people and often have an uncanny intuition for their motivations and potential.
Spontaneous Idealists are masters of communication and very amusing and gifted entertainers.
Fun and variety are guaranteed when they are around.
However, they are sometimes somewhat too impulsive in dealing with others and can hurt people without really meaning to do so, due to their direct and sometimes critical nature.
This personality type is a keen and alert observer; they miss nothing which is going on around them.
In extreme cases, they tend to be oversensitive and exaggeratedly alert and are inwardly always ready to jump.
Life for them is an exciting drama full of emotionality.
However, they quickly become bored when things repeat themselves and too much detailed work and care is required.
Their creativity, their imaginativeness and their originality become most noticeable when developing new projects and ideas
- they then leave the meticulous implementation of the whole to others.
On the whole, Spontaneous Idealists attach great value to their inner and outward independence and do not like accepting a subordinate role.
They therefore have problems with hierarchies and authorities.
» Learn more about the Spontaneous Idealist at work ...
If you have a Spontaneous Idealist as your friend, you will never be bored; with them, you can enjoy life to the full and celebrate the best parties.
At the same time, they are warm, sensitive, attentive and always willing to help.
If Spontaneous Idealists have just fallen in love, the sky is full of violins and their new partners are showered with attention and affection.
This type then bubbles over with charm, tenderness and imagination.
But, unfortunately, it soon becomes boring for them once the novelty has worn off.
Boring everyday life in a partnership is not for them so that many Spontaneous Idealists slip from one affair into another.
However, should the partner manage to keep their curiosity alive and not let routine and familiarity gain the upper hand, Spontaneous Idealists can be inspiring and loving partners.
» Learn more about the Spontaneous Idealist in love ...
Adjectives which describe your typespontaneous, enthusiastic, idealistic, extroverted, theoretical, emotional, relaxed, friendly, optimistic, charming, helpful, independent, individualistic, creative, dynamic, lively, humorous, full of zest for life, imaginative, changeable, adaptable, loyal, sensitive, inspiring, sociable, communicative, erratic, curious, open, vulnerable

wow. i practically copied and paste the whole thing.
:o

okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you can go test you like personality tests like me.
:D

2009-01-17T00:59:00.000-08:00

o.O

JINGYI!

SO THIS IS THE AARON JOHNSON THAT TERESA WAS HIGHING ABOUT!

2009-01-17T00:32:00.000-08:00

SAY~ "H"!
*CLAPx4*
"E"!
*CLAPx4*
"L"!
*CLAPx4*
"L"!
*CLAPx4*
"O"!
*CLAPx4*
"HELLO!"

okay, there's so much homework this weekend la.
blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

any ways.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I FINALLY BECAME THE BEST CLARINETIST AMONG MY BATCH!
MUAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

AFTER WAITING FOR SO LONG..
FINALLY!

HAHHAHAHA!
okay, im crazy already.
:D
but, now cos sec 2,
so must change from reed 2half to 3half and OMG ITS SO HARD TO BLOW!
i can just barely reach the high high D.
and i need to use so much air.
ROAR.

i miss my old reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
D:

any ways,
like a few days ago,
me, jiaqi and winnie were on our way home after band.
and then, xinhao was walking somewhere behind us.
then, jiaqi was kicking this long long stick and then i dunno why but i just reached down and "saved" the stick from the evil jiaqi.
:O

and then, i forgot what happened,
but xinhao started calling it the holy stick.
and then the maple mushroom that winnie made in D&T last year the holy mushroom.
or holey.
which ever one.
cos it DID have holes.
two.
:D

but any ways!
in the mrt,
we recapped why we came up with the holy stick and mushroom and then somehow we linked
it with the pan gu kai tian thingy.
something about pan gu poofing out of nowhere so poof was his father,
and then father foop was poof's father.
and then grandfather poof was father foop's father.
and the holy mushroom was pan gu's daughter.

and so,
we came up with this theory:
grandfather poof gave birth to father foop,
[in those days guys had both kinds of organs.]
and father foop gave birth to poof.
and poof gave birth to pan gu,
and pan gu gave birth to mo gu [mushroom].
and the mo gu gave birth to us humans,
which are her poos.
so all the poos[us] fell into the toilet bowl and mo gu flushed it.
and then all the water fell onto earth,
and became the ocean.
the poos[us] fell onto earth too and started claiming it.
and mo gu's urine forms the earth's land and ground.
and all the green plants are the pandan leaves she used to wipe her butt.
[pandan trees were the only plants in the land where mo gu lives].

TA DA~
and that's the history of humans.
not adam and eve.
so we're not the sons and daughters of adam.
we're the sons and daughters of mo gu.
:o

AND AND AND,
today me and emma were eating and i was aort of exploring her phone
and all the built in "games" to entertain yourself when i found a love calculator.
then we were like,
ooo~
and decided to calculate rumoured couples or just random ones.
and the calculations were all HORRIBLE.
except for emma's one.
so emma,
when you get married,
must invite me to your wedding okay?!
:D

TAG REPLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

UNCLEPOOF: YES! ALL HAIL POOF! :D
QIANYUN: hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :D
JINGYI: no lor! :D i prefer dally to chace crawford! and i shall go search on aaron johnson! :]

2009-01-15T02:47:00.000-08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DALLY IS SO SHUAI!
AHH!
:D
okay, im watching the outsiders now and
OMG DALLY IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TEO JINGYI HE IS CUTER THAN CHACE CRAWFORD OKAY.
AT LEAST HE SHAVES.
:D

okay any ways.
today calligraphy so cool la!
we get to draw instead of write this year.
YAY!
:]
and i like drawing the tree BRANCHES and birds lor!
so cool can!

and and and,
today me and teresa invented THE DUSTBIN.
*da da da DUM~*
see?
we're so smart!

and we also made an class arrow chart.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
but its so damn messy.
all the arrows point here point there.
i see until i see-stars liao.
x.x

AND den,
i went to teresa's blog and AI YO!
when i click the link to the mole thingy,
I CANT FIND MY MOLE.
like,
kajgaehah.
>:[

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND,
today, while going home,
i forgot wat happened but i didnt talk to teresa and jingyi for 5 minutes or so.
its for fun!
but i still cant remember wat happened.
HAHA.
:D

okay any ways,
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
:D

repliessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
LUCAS- HAHA. you can't type can't. and ai yo. do you even know wat word is tat?!
i think its fan ti zi lor. :/
TERESA- YOU! BLAH BLAH! DESKMATE!
SAY SOME MORE I SQUASH UR SHANS!
FOR NO REASON! :D
NATASHA- yay thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
but sadly i still haven memorised a single note!
D:
haha. not exactly la. but i cant memorise the whole score. :s

2009-01-14T06:43:00.000-08:00

HELLO!

DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE FROM MISS TERESA TOH,
AKA YOGHURT PIG,
I AM POSTING NOW.

hai ya.
i haven memorise my scores yet.
and got some running notes still abit..
not shun.
ha.
:}

so many things,
so little time.
ai yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

any ways.
today is my mother's birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-OU..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
:D
but i didnt buy her a gift.
:o
wait until i have time den i go buy.
haha.
so bad.
:X

oh ya.

today, shaun said tat darren said tat jiale is psyduck.
so bad la!

so he must be magikarp. [i forgot the spelling. heh. :D]

but den, wilson was called garaydos[I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL AGAIN!] so tat means tat darren will evolve to become wilson.

and and and,
like two days ago,
mr ahmad taught us about PUNS.
den he showed us a video clip from youtube about this british guy reading the diary entry of the guy who went to stay at dracula's house.
and it was quite funny la.
so i like puns! :D

yay puns!
:]

AAAAAAAAAAAAND,
TAG REPLIES!
although there's not much tags.
D:
since my blog is dead.
D: x100

okay so...
YUANDENG! = Chao Ah Beng. the taxis of chung cheng. :D
TERESA TOH! = OKAY MY DEAR YOGHURT PIG! I LOVE YOU TOO!
SHIYINN!= HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ROCHELLE!= HELLO ROCHY! :D
ME!= HI SUCKER! :O

2009-01-11T02:00:00.000-08:00

HELLO!!!!!

I SO SO SO SO SO SO SO LONG NEVER POST ALREADY!
:O

but not surprising la.
i this kind of person cannot keep a blog or diary for long one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
:D
ai ya,
i'll make a compromise la.
every month i must post at least once!
so,
my new motto is:
a post a month keeps the dead away!
[if i dun post my blog will be dead. GET IT?!]

SO..
i guess this should be a super long post to make up for all the missing ones..
hm.

okay,
updates:
i lost my phone,
YES.
MY PHONE.
MY PHONE.
PHONE.
I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

but i immedately got another one!
surprsingly.
HAHA.
:D
but i still lost all my songs and contacts.
NOOOOOOOOOOO...
hais.
so if one day you sms me and i go
"who are you, bodoh?",
no offence arh.
:]

AND,
im in sec 2 now!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
im gonna hae juniors!
omg!
:o
and SYF THIS YEAR!
SO FAST!
AHHH!
AND PUMPING IS MAKING ME MACHO!
AND ATTRACTING JINGYI!
EEEEEEEEEEK!

okay,
so other than tat,
nothing much la.
i quite like my chinese teacher,
and my form teacher.
miss kwek looks like mrs yap!
mrs yaaaaaaaaap!
i miss her.
:(

and im quite fine with my other teachers la.
:]
and hopefully i wont turn into a
C.A.L.
:D

okay,
althought tis post isnt exactly a long post,
but its almost everything super important already so..
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :}

2008-12-25T23:37:00.001-08:00

wow.
i so long never post le.
BUT,
now i have a MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THING to do.
so,
BYE KDAJSGLHSELA

2008-12-19T01:17:00.000-08:00

HELLOOOOOO.

so long never post liao,
so sad.
D:
cos of band la.
den no time.
still got band camp next monday.
:S
it better be quite fun.
AND it better have night walk.
if not, not fun liao.
at least there's gonna be some water games.
hohoho.
:D

ai ya.
last monday's camp was okay la.
but lazy to type out wat happened,
so, one word.
SO-SO.
or is tat 2 words?
ah heck la.
i wanna sleep.
i feel like a zombie now.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

BUT, cos now downloading the songs for band so cannot sleep.
[nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~!]
therefore,
i shall do some quizes.
woooooooooooooooooooo~
:D

2008-12-09T22:59:00.000-08:00

ALOHAAAAAAAAA.
im back from the mental hospital!
:D
oh sian.
i cant go class outing. D:
"sentosa is too far la crazy!"
BLEH.
:{
ANY WAYS.
i have another korean drama to add to my DRAMA MAMA LIST!
:D :} :]
its called 黑帮奶爸 and its SUPER FUNNY AND CUTE!
the 翰彪 or something guy is super cute la. :D
and 刀刃 so cool! and shuai! ahh! :D
ah any ways. if you're a fan of korean dramas, GO AND BUY TIS ONE YOU GOON.
heh. ps. getting rabid. :o
and...
my mother wanna but another korean drama.
YAY!
its called 一支枚.
:]

AND,
i've changed specs.
and now i think i look weirder than ever.
like tis : 8-B
:o :o :o

ANY WAYSSSSSS.
A QUIZZZZZZZZZ.
:DDDDDDDD

1. Who's the person that tagged you?
JIALE! :D and i think i did tis quiz before. did i?

2. Relationship between you and her/him?
she's my super good friend.
GO FIND UR OWN! STAY AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S MINE.

3. 5 impressions?
cute, neat, understanding, smart, funny! :}

4. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will?
scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in the pouring rain and
pound the floor.

5. What will you say to the person you like very much?
ALOHA. I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.

6. Characteristics i like about myself?
errrrrrrr. i dunno. weird? :D

7. Characteristics i hate about myself?
err. weird again? i told you im weird. :D

8. For the person whom you hate, you say?
ALOHA. I HATE YOU.

9. What do people feel about you?
hmm wait.
im trying to read my brother's mind.
ommmmmmmmm....
i sense something! wat the HELL is cy doing?!
oops. better stop.

10. Your crush(es)?
if you count characters in a movie, den OMG I HAVE SO MANY.

[HEY WHERE'S QUESTION 11?]

12. pass this to 10 ppl.
1) TERESAAAA
2) JOEYYY
3) JINGYIIIII
4) NATASHAAA
5)LINYIIII
6) EMMA [do you do these kind of quizes?]
7) FANGQUANNN
8) KIANCHONGGG
9) CYANNN
10) DAYANGGG
*note: all the ppl starting from no.5 was randomly picked with my eyes closed so if you happen to not do these quizes, nevermind, just do. :D

13. if 5 & 7 were together?
linyi and fangquan?! erm. congrats them? heh.

14. who does 5 like? [linyi]
err. her mother?

15. what colour does 9 like? [cyan]
eh. i dunno leh. pink? SORRY CYAN!

16. say smth about 8 [Kianchong]
err. my ex and current-classmate?

17. Who is 2? [joey]
my jomeo! :D

talk about 3. [jingyi]
she is SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! :D
19. Who is 10's best friend? [dayang]
hmm. i dunno. lucas?

20. Who's the sexiest among all 10?
EVERYONE! WOOOOOOOOOO~

21. what colour does 4 like? [nat]
black! i think. :D

22. is 4 single? [nat]
nope. :D she's taken by TPH! :o

23. your relationshp with 1? [Teresa]
my other good friend! :D

24. are 5 & 6 best friends?[Linyi&emma]
yes! i think. :D

25. 9's surname? [cyan]
KHOO.

26. 7's nickname? [fangquan]
pencil lead? haha. :D

27. say smth to 8.[Kianchong]
err, ALOHA KIANCHONG. :D

28. say smth to help 9 [cyan]
LOVE ME, CYAN! THOUGH I DUNNO HOW TIS WILL HELP YOU, LOVE ME! :D

29. who does 1 admire? [Teresa]
THAT person la! who else? :D

30. where does 1 live? [Teresa]
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASIR RIS.

31. 10 of them know who you like?
NOPE. :D do i even like someone? hmm..

32. say smth to 6 when you see him/her [emma]
EMMA! HI!

33. 10's spouse? [dayang]
LUCAS?!

Time: 4.07pm
Sisters: 0
Brothers: 1
Shoe size: idk.
Height: 155, 156? :D
Where you live: under the deep blue sea~
Fav drinks: many many!
Fav breakfast: many too!
Have you ever:
Been on a plane: NOOO. D:
Swam in the ocean: alamak OF COURSE. :D
Fallen asleep at school: nope. bu nearly. NEEEARLY.
Broken someone's heart: I dunno. ask the doctor.
Waited for someone to call: Ya.
Saved emails: yessssss.
What is your room like: pink, white, and more pink. D:
Whats right beside you: airrrr.

When is the last time you ate: i just ate!
Ever had:
Chicken pox: YA.
Sore throat: YA.
Stitches: NO
Broken nose: NO
Do you believe in love at first sight: OH YES. :D
Like picnics: SORT OF.

Who was/were the last person:
Who was/were the last person you danced with: MY REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.
we were doing the cha cha. :D
The last person who made you smile: KOK again.
The last person who yelled at you: hmm.. some neighbour.
when i was practicing my clarinet, "SHUT UP LA."
like, wth?!

Today did you:
Talk to someone you like: ya. my MOTHER. BROTEHR. FATHER. and my neighbour's dog, KAYA.
Kissed anyone: nope.
Get sick: nooo.
Talk to an ex-classmate: if you count sms, den yes! say hi, cyan! :D
Miss someone: No la. siao arh?
Eat: of course la. I JUST ATE.
Best feeling in the world: nuhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooo neeeeeeee.
Sleep with stuffed toys: no, but they watched me sleep by my bedside. haha. :D
Whats under your bed: my floor!
Who do you really hate: no one~ no one~ NO ONE~~~~~
What time is it now: 4.18pm

Random:
Is there a person on your mind now: No.
Do you have any siblings: my bro.
Do you want children: hmm.. ya maybe. i hope so. :D
Do you smile often: of course. in fact, im smiling now. see? :D :) :} :]
Do you like your handwriting: ai ya, so so la. cant be too greedy to want perfect handwriting. :D
Are your toenails painted: no. i wont paint them any ways.
Whose bed other than yours would you sleep in: my parents'. my brother's will be too stinky. :D
Whats the colour of your shirt: purple.
What were you doing at 7pm: reading my book! its called DEAD CONNECTION. cool right?! :D
When did you last cry?: i think a few days ago when watching tv. :D so touching... *sniff sniff*
Are you friendly: read tis and think for yourself. "HI! IM CHOYYU! NICE TO MEET YOU! LET'S BE FRIENDS! YAY!"
OBVIOUSLY I IM FRIENDLY RIGHT? :D
Do you have any pets: no, buuuut... I WANT A DOG!
Did you hold hands with the person who means anything to you now: ya. my father, mother, brother, uncle, cousin, friends, so many.
Do you sleep with the TV on: No. waste electricity leh. tsk tsk. :D
What are you doing now: tis la! :D and of course, many many more such as breathing, seeing, typing, and other life essential actions.
Have you ever crawled through a window: no. but i wanna try to climb into the classroom through a window. should be fun. :D
Are you closer to your mother or father: Mother.
Who was the last person you cried in front of: my family.
How many people can you say you've really loved: ALOT. :]
Do you eat healthily: no. cant help it. :D yay unhealthy food! but den, i love veggies so.. makes up for it?
Do you have pics of you and your ex: nope, cos i dun even have one. :D
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you: ya i did.
If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to: i dunno. see first lor.

5 things i was doing 10 years ago:
uh. when i was 3.. hmm.. i dunno. EATING? most probabaly. :D
5 things on my to-do list today: i dun HAVE a to-do list. i take things one step at a time.
one step at a time~ there's no need to rush~
5 snacks i enjoy:anything you give me la. :}
5 things i would do if i were suddenly a billionaire: i will say "OMG WEEEEEE~ HAHA SUCKER YOU'RE NOT A BILLIONAIRE BUT I AM~" :D haha. no la. im not so evil. or am i???
5 of my bad points: weird, weird, weird, weird, weird. is tat 5? oh yes.

okay, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :D

2008-12-05T04:58:00.000-08:00

GREETINGS AGAIN, MY DEAR READERS.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE TO THE PREVIOUS NOTE.
APPARENTLY,
THE BLOGGER,
MS CHAN CHOY YU,
HAD BROKEN OUT OF THE MENTAL HOSPITAL AND POSTED THAT POST.
BECAUSE THE JUDGE HAD TAKEN IN CONSIDERATION ABOUT HER MENTAL CONDITION,
SHE IS LET OFF LIGHTLY WITH A $1000000 FINE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND UNDERSTANDING.

THE REAL MANAGEMENT OF WWW.DUSTBIN-IS-SMELLY.BLOGSPOT.COM

2008-12-05T04:54:00.000-08:00

GREETINGS, MY DEAR READERS.

I SINCERELY THANK ALL OF YOU FOR VISITING THIS SITE.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THIS SITE WILL BE SHUT DOWN ON THE XX/XX/XX.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND UNDERSTANDING AND COOPERATION.
MAY YOU HAVE A HAPPY AND BRIGHT DAY.

THE MANAGEMENT OF WWW.DUSTBIN-IS-SMELLY.BLOGSPOT.COM

2008-12-01T21:43:00.000-08:00

HELLO.

LALA.

NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

SIANNNNNNNOAHG;OIEH;LKJWHSG;OIGE

HAIAJWHEAKJWSHGAJEW

AOHRG;ALIERGA

ALSHGAOURSH;GAOE

OH IM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLADDDDDDDHGGTHRJGAK

LALALLALALALLA.
SIAN.
LETS DO A QUIZ.
yes.
weeeeeeee.

o.O
im an ENFP!
and a hot fudge sundae!
and im a boogle!
and my personality disorder is:
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing.
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!

wow.
hahaha.
:D

okay, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~
:D

2008-11-30T23:39:00.000-08:00

OHH MAMA.

SO LONG NEVER POST LE.
D:

any ways.
on the 26th,
got sectionals!
but it ended up more like some slacking session.
HAHAHA.
:D
*lazy post pics

haiya.
okay, lets time travel.
go to... TUESDAY!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
okay, on tuesday,
went to MALAYSIAAAAA with mommy daddy.
bro cant go cos he's supposed to stay in singapore until he's in ns.
D:
the gov scared he run away or something.
=.= right?
i think my brother is LOOKING FORWARD to it instead.
okay any ways.
so while we went to malaysia,
he went to his class chalet.
den, at MALAYSIA TRULY ASIA~,
we went to buy many many many dvds.
i think 70++?
its twice as much as or usual man.
:D
but we bought 咖啡王子!!!!!
yayayayayayayayaYAY!
:D
i love it~ i love it~
i like it~ i like it~!
:D
咖啡王子rocks like siao can!
its a korean drama.
and i LOVE korean dramas.
:D <3333333

tropic thunder:
hmm.. okay la. so-so only. HA. :D
and jack black is so sick.
"i'll lick all gravy!"
BLEH BLEH BLEH~ [you'll noe wat i mean if you watched it before]
but i didnt noe tom cruise was acting in it. :o

starwars animated some where between sw2 & 3:
okay la. anakin quite funny. :D
and i still cant get used to the way yoda talks.
its like, "get used to it, i will"

narnia 2[barnia, carnia, darnia....]:
its quite nice la.
but its so sad when they have to spilt susan
and prince caspian! they are like, so pei can.
D;
and my brother was calling him prince capsicum,
and den he said there will soon be a king tomato,
queen brocolli, and princess cabbage. :D

madagascar escape 2 africa!:
its damn cute can! :D and melman so brave. :D
and the granny. =.= i dunno why she hates alex so much.
and i dunno why she can never die. :} and den the penguins!
skipper[is it him?]married the doll. HAHA. :D and the monkeys!
why the hell do they want maternity leave?! :D :D :D
and i love moto moto. and teetsy! :D :] :} :)

okay, ALOHA!
i mean, AHOLA!
:D
BYE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2008-11-22T01:59:00.000-08:00

HELLO. :D

today, i managed to complete maths ws section A and E.
and eng lit.
not bad not bad.
HAHA.
:D
ai yo, so jealous of my brother la.
cos A'level finish liao,
den he's super free.
and he started playing com at 10.30 AM.
like, WTH SO EARLY.
and my mother allow him somemore cos
"he finished all years of studying liao ma."
=.=
still got uni okay.
if he can get in.
must have the huo dao lao, xue dao lao spirit ma.
ai yo.
haha. :]

okay, BYE.
OLALALALALALALALALALALALALAKAGAIRHGA;ORIHV;OIR/
:D

2008-11-19T22:04:00.000-08:00

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYapapaya!
i FINALLY can post pics. :D
weeeeeewooooooweeeewooooeeee!
okay, all tis was taken at the science centre.
:D

me and my bro.
i look retarded, so dun look!
just focus on my bro.
:D

haha. munKOK.

okay, me.
007! :D

hahaha. daddie, the macho man! :]

okay, tis was taken by my mother.

according to her,

my father is doing john travolta's saturday night fever dance.

o.O

everybody dance now!

okay, tis is me.

im gonna be eaten soon!

ahh!

okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :D

2008-11-19T19:27:00.000-08:00

ALOOOOOOOOOHA.
:D

ABIT HIGH TODAY.
FOR NO REASON.
SO,
I HAVE NO IDEA WAT TO TYPE ABOUT, EXCEPT TAT IM HIGHING.
FOR NO REASON.
SOME PICTURES?
:D

GARR.
i hate tis.
i cant post pictures!
internet connection problems,
blah blah blah.
PUI arh.
=.=

okay, not highing for no reasons anymore.
now im LOWING for some reasons.

2008-11-19T01:00:00.000-08:00

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!
:D

okay, tat was random.
:]

ahlalalalalalalalala.
i so long never post liao.
but im back!
:]

ai ya.
i must practise for band.
and MEMORISE ALL SONGS!
:o
and must lian hao ross roy, the adventure of prof alex, tico tico, overture 2, dream in the silent night, i saw mammy kissing santa claus, soul bossanova, and super lot more.

ai yo.
and next week got SECTIONALS!
at leian's house!
which is super far from my house.
.__________________.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD,
drilling is fun.
:D
[tis only applies to the recuits one.]
hoho.

SYF! SYF! NGEE ANN! NGEE ANN!

okay, i think you all dunno wat im talking about.
im like, randomly crapping.
=.=
never mind, cos its the end of my crapping.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEJULAH!
:D

AAAAAAAAAAAND,
maybe going kkkkkkkkkbox with jjjjjjjean and llllllliying and jjjjjjjingyi and dec.
:]

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE :D
im off to squeak on my claaaaarinet.
:]

OH YA.
my family and i went to science centre with my cousins on dunno wat day.
and it was quite fun la.
but super tired.
xp
okay, other day den upload images.
need to go change.
going out to eat!

2008-11-11T19:21:00.000-08:00

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
IM HIGHING COS MY COM IS BACK TO NORMAL
AND I CAN TYPE PROPERLY WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE KEYBOARD
FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ITS QUITE FAST
LIKE AS IN IM TYPING AT THE RATE OF 9 WORDS PER 10 SECONDS WHICH MEANS IM TYPING AT 54 WORDS PER MINUTE WHICH IS NOT BAD.
:D
okay okay, quiz time.
QUIZ TIME!!
EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN.

1) The last person who tagged you is:
JIALEEEE!

2) Your relationship with him/her is:
my ideal long term girlfriend if im a guy. :D

3) Your impressions of him/her is:
relationship-lasting?! HAHA. :D
cute la. neat la. organized la. :]

4) The most memorable thing she/he had done for you is:
erm. discussing with me about the topic "which girl in our class, would you pick if you were a guy".

5) The most memorable thing she/he said to you is:
HELLO! haha. :D

6) If she/he becomes your lover you will:
say "omg, i've turned into a lesbian." and den do the chicken dance. :D

7) If he/she becomes your lover, a thing he/she would need to improve on will be:
GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION.

8) If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason would be:
i forced her to have a sex change operation. :o

9) The most desired thing you wanna' do for him/her is:
get her into the royal academy of messiness. HAHAHA. she'll be super busy there. :]

10) Your overall impression of him/her is:
CUTE! NEAT! ANTI MESSINESS!

11) How you think people around you feel about you:
erm. i dunno. im not psychic. but i wish i was. it wil be SUPER COOL can. :D

12) The character you love about yourself is:
i dunno-ing. :]

13) On the contrary, the character you hate about yourself is:
i dunno-ing. :(

14) The most ideal person you wanna be is:
tat maid tat lives one floor below me who made me think she was a ghost earlier tis morning.

15) Pass this quiz to 6 people you wish to know how they feel about you:
1) TERESAAAABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
2)JIALEEEEEEEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
3) NATASHAAAAABCDEFGHIJLKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
4) JOEYYYYZ?!
5)CYANNNNNNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
6) YANLINGGGGGGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

16) Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?
YANLING- JR!! hahahahahahahaha. :D

17) What is no. 2 studying about?
JIALE- how to be the cleanest and neatest person on earth and mars.

18) When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
NATASHA- i dunno. i forgot. was it yesterday or the day before?

19) Does no. 1 have any siblings?
TERESA- her sister!

20) Will you woo no. 3?
NATASHA- no, cos she belongs to TAY PING HUI! i cant compete with him!

21) What's the surname of no.5?
CYAN- khoo.

22) What's the hobby of no.4?
JOEY-giving the eye? and saying "i love joe!" :D

23) Where is no.2 studying at?
JIALE-at the royal academy of cleanliness.
some day, i will pull her out and put her into the royal academy of messiness instead!
MUAHAHAHAHA. :D

24) Talk something casually about no.1?
TERESA- random snails. :]

25) What colour does no.4 like?
JOEY- err.. all colours? i dunno! :(

26) Are no.1 and 5 best friends?
TERESA AND CYAN- no, they dun even noe each other. haha. :]

27) How did you get to know no.2?
JIALE- through our destined fates. :D

28) Does no.1 have any pets?
TERESA- i dunno. no?

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :D

oh ya. tis morning, i was like, keeping the clothes for my mother when suddenly i heard someone shout "CAIYUE!" and den i was like, "WAT?"
and den i thought,
"it sounded like mommie leh.
but mommie at home meh?"
so i went to search for her and den suddenly got alot of "BOM" noises and den there's someone
"euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr"
and den im a bit freaked out by now even though my father was sleeping in his room and my brother was playing com in HIS room.
den i went into my brother's room and den my brother was like,
"wat"
den i was like,
"did you hear anything?"
and den my brother was like,
"no."
den i was like,
"oh."
and den i went out,
and den the "euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr... CAIYUE! bom bom bom."
start again.
and i was seriously freaked out. its so loud and yet only I can hear?!
den i was like, omg there's a ghost in the morning!
gui gui gui!
ahh!
and den , i suddenly heard "hehehehehehheehehehehh."
so i went to my balcony and i saw tis maid saying "ma'am, raining already."
and i was like,
CHEY!
new maid,
tat's why never hear her before.
so tat stupid 'ghost' was her.
=.=

2008-11-10T18:45:00.001-08:00

oh sian.
i wanted to post pictures,
but got some problems then cannot.
SADDDDDDDDDDDDD:
okay never mind.
i shall rip some quizes and do it now.
like tis one.
from shiyinn's blog.
HAHA.
:D
and, im PISSED with my com.

the stupid spacing suddenly become so big and i dunno how to frigging fix it.

ALKERJGA;RIHJA;OIERUNA VOITENVOAIY;OIH;OINSEYTPIMIH BIPUTA HV.!!!!!!!!!!

crappy shit.

35 Little Secrets:Be honest no matter what!

[ONE] Who was your last text from?

jasmine. :D regarding her party. which i cant go. =.=

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?

my handphone?

[THREE] Your relationship status?

single la of course.

single bell, single bell, single all the way, oh wat fun, it is to ride, a one horse open sleigh. :D

[FOUR] Have u ever lost a close friend?

yepp. due to some stupid quarrel.

[FIVE] What is your current mood?

BORRRRRRED.
[SIX] What's your brother's name?

munCOCK. hahaha. mun kok la. :]
[SEVEN] What's your favourite color(s)?

erm. orange, black, white, yellow, purple, green, blue, OH HECK. all colours. can?

[EIGHT] Where do u wish u were now?
in tat chocolate dreamland i dreamed about last night. %]

[NINE] Have a crazy side?

i think so. :D MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
yepp. i nearly drowned like, FOUR times liao. =.=

[ELEVEN] Something u do a lot?

wat? drowning?! erm. if 4 times means alot to you, den.. yes lor.

[TWELVE] Angry at someone?

OF COURSE. but not now. unless you count my com. GARR.

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like.

err.. i dunno. i dun een noe who i like right now. HAHA. :D

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time u cried?

last night. when i was watching tis sad sad romantic movie and i cried like siao. :D

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?

i think so.

[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?

come to me, ma petite chocolate dream....

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

err.. my mommie! no, daddie. mommie. daddie. momdaddie.

[EIGHTEEN] What are your favourite songs?

many many many. :D by the time i list all at the rate of 1 song per second, it will be year 5899. HAHA!

[NINETEEN] What are u doing right now?

breathing, eating, seeing, typing, hearing, touching, crapping, and doing tis quiz.

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?

everyone except those tat i dun trust. LAME. :D

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?

from cotton trees. :]

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?

my fa/mother?

[TWENTY-THREE] What is your lucky number?

i just realised tat i dunno. oh god. MUST. CHECK. NOW. *gasp*

[TWENTY-FOUR] Who are your friends that are closest to you?

hmm... LIYING, jean[???], CYAN, JINGYI, TERESA, JOEY, JIALE, NAT, MY COUSIN?!

[TWENTY-FIVE] Describe your life in one word.

YAYEEOOO?

[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?

no, but i have kissed the rain before.

[TWENTY-SEVEN] Who are you thinking of right now?

the cow on the cover of pocky, milk flavour. retarded, i noe. but im staring at it now ma.

[TWENTY- EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?

homework la.

[TWENTY-NINE]If you could wish for something over a birthday cake right now what would it be?
*******************************************************************************.

[THIRTY] What are you listening to?

the sound of nature and everything else.

[THIRTY- ONE] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?

erm. my mother. :D

[THIRTY- TWO] Who was the last person who yelled at you?

erm. my friend. we were having a yelling competition. :D

[THIRTY- THREE] Do you act differently around the person you like?

i dunno. do i?

[THIRTY- FOUR] What is your natural hair colour?

BLACK. its chao tar! ahh!!

[THIRTY-FIVE]Who was the last person to make you laugh?

my brother. tat cock person. :D

2008-11-09T20:12:00.000-08:00

AHHHHH!!!!

yesterday,
my family went to tat dunno wat exhibition for the latest technology of the army.
den,
its quite cool la,
but i have absolutely no interest.
=.=
den my mother was like,
"ooo.. 我也要join army. 有这么多好玩的gadgets leh!"
den she wanted my brother to go be pilot.
and den my brother was like,
"but i only son! cannot wat!"
and den my mother was like,
"why cannot?!"
and den my brother said
"cos there's a high percentage of dying ma! den if im the only son, and i die, den the family bu shi also die?"
and my mother was like,
"bu yong jin la! i sign tat paper tat says i agree la!"
and den i was like,
"so you want gor gor to die?!"
and den my mother was like,
"fun ma."
and den im like,
"dying is fun?! living bu shi geng fun?!"
and den my mother was like,
"be pilot more fun la! and never mind la. wont die so easily one la."
and den my brother was like,
"will! will die very easily one!"
and den my mother was like,
"bu yong jin la!"

wa. i just realised.
there's alot of "was like,".
o.o

okay any ways.
den we went to expo for the pet fair thingy.
cos there will be DOGS.
and I LOVE DOGS.
and so does my mother.
:D
and den my brother was like,
keep saying "why you dun want keep hamster? hamster very easy to clean lor."
and den me and my mother was like "AHEM, can a hamster like, cuddle up to you and play ball games? and can you WALK a hamster? and please, it doesnt even recognise you!"
den my brother was like, "den keep fish la!"
and den me and my mother was like,
IGNORE HIM.
=.=

and den,
actually,
we had a dog once.
and he's SUPER CUTE!
but,
cos of my father,
[he complain tat the dog very noisy]
we had to give him away.
which made me cry like siao.
even though i only knew him for 1 week.
._____________.
any ways,
we went there,
accidentally met our auntie and cousins,
so we went in together.
den,
WHOA.
dogs every where man.
and they all SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!
I WAS LIKE,
"OMG SO CUTE!"
AND DEN "OMG TAT ONE ALSO SO CUTE!"
AND SO ON AND SO ON.
DEN I WON TIS GOODIE BAG AND DEN IM LIKE, WATS INSIDE
AND DEN MY STUPID RETARDED BROTHER WAS LIKE "got free hamster."
=.=
LAME.
and den im like,
"why everything also HAMSTER?!"
brother: "hamster cute wat."
me: faint.

crap can.

any ways.

I, CHAN CHOY YU, VOW TO BUY/ADOPT A/SOME DOG/DOGS WHEN I REACH ADULT HOOD AT AGE 21.

2008-11-04T19:14:00.000-08:00

its the 20th post anniversary!
:o
must celebrate!
"let us celebrate tis moment,
a brand new day awaits..
let us reach out for
our dreams out there,
moments of magic we will shareeeeee,
moments of maaaaaaagicccccc"

okay so,
i shall dedicate tis post to saying how much i LOVE FG!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WORDS MAYBE DISTURBING.

okay, of all the classes,
i think,
i mean i noe,
tat i would rather be in 1FG!
everyone is so good to each other,
and i think the class outing sort of helped us bond.
yay!
:D
even the guys.
haha. :]
so, our class is the best!
we even won the MOST CONDUSIVE CLASSROOM AWARD.
tyco one la please.
=.=
taico
tycho
tycoo
typo
TYCO.
.______.
watever. i dunno how to spell.

okay so,
FG yay,

FG wee.

FG woo,

FG WOOSH!

haha. okay. actually, i could have stayed overnight.

cos yesterday i was telling my mother how much fun those ppl who stayed overnight had and den i said "actually i also wanted to stay overnight leh. but den you sure wont allow right?" and den she just smiled and said "maybe."

MAYBE! which meant tat i COULD HAVE stayed. which also made me arga;oirhg;erjhnj;n.

okay BYE.

2008-11-03T20:56:00.000-08:00

WEEEEEE~~~~~

YESTERDAY CLASS OUTING SUPER FUN!!
success success success!
:D :D :D

any ways.
first,
jiale and teresa met up to do dunno wat,
den i met them,
den we met nat and joey.
den we went to the open air macs to complete everything,
den while doing,
we saw 2 clowns and so we shouted "clown!"
and den they turned and we waved and they waved and it was so funny.
:D
den it started raining a little and den we met shaun,
den blah blah,
i dun wanna post about tat part cos so boring,
so,
fast forward.......
PLAY.
:D
okay,
so we were all gathered outside coasta sand entrance and weeee,
we went in,
went to the chalet and put everything,
[the ice we bought we melting like siao!]
den we went played amazing race,
it was going fine until someone took all clue #2 and it started raining and the pail tat contained ice water was leaking so we couldnt play challenge #?,
so we all gathered back at the entrance and those who wanted to continue playing started fom clue 3 while those who didnt played their own things at the resort.
but only a small handful didnt wanna play,
so it went quite well.
:D
den haha,
i dunno somehow the last group,
which consists of jasmine, jass, lucas, xuerui, kamsan and dayang,
became first!
:D
all thanks to me and teresa.
MUAHAHA.
:D
den,
the second group was shijia's group!
yay!
den the rest i dunno le.
haha.
:p
den, we rest for a while and den played WATER BOMBS!!
hahahaha.
den,
when we were out of water bombs,
we just used pails[teresa and joey], emtpy 1.5 litre bottles[me, darren, xuerui, dunno who else, shaun?],cups[almost everyone!], their own water bottles[cockeye] and DUSTBIN[lucas].
hahaha. so fun la.
den all of us were wet wet wet!
except for kamsan.
haha.
:D
but,
my phone got damaged.
D:
but now its okay, although a little siao,
and almost all my memory is lost!
D:
but den, its still fun.
so we went to change,
and all the boys changed in the room first,
while some girls went upstair's toilet to change,
while other girls waited outside the door.
den they were taking so long,
so we keep knocking knocking knocking until they opened the door and den we puuuuuushed and the door opened and we saw lucas topless and den we screamed and ran out.
:x
den we waited until they came out den we went in but some guys we still inside,
doing dunno wat,
and so we were like,
hurry!
and den everyone was out except for shaun so teresa and joey couldnt care anymore and they just took off their shirt but luckily,
shaun's back was faacing them so me and jiale were like,
OH MY GOD shaun you better get out of here and DUN LOOK BACK!
so we pushed shaun out of the door,
locked it and changed.
:D
den we went to the foodcourt to eat,
shaun helped everyone book seats,
den he treated us to drinks so we were like,
1, 2, 3,
THANK YOU SHAUN!!!!
hahahaha.
:D
den he super paisei. hoho. :]
den joey treated ice kachang to the girls,
me and teresa shared fish slice soup cos we werent hungry and ate abit of joey's veggie den we went back to the chalet!
:]
fast forward.....
PLAY.
den i went home while they played mini games.
:]

overall,
SUPER FUN!!!
and next year,
i want another class outing at the chalet!
tis time,
must book a bigger room!
haha.
:]

2008-10-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

HELHELELHELHELHELHELHELHELHELLO.
:D

today, nothing much la.
blah blah blah,
blah blah blah,
blah blah BLEH.

im dying of boredom.
boredomness overload.
and im losing!!!
T.T

okay watever.
due to time constraint,
i shall not do the 50 questions long quiz today.
:D

bye.
:D

2008-10-27T20:53:00.001-07:00

YAYeeYAYeeYAYeeYAYeeYAY!

in exactly 6 days,
i will finally CYCLE.
YES! YES YES YES!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AFTER SO MANY YEARS!
THE LONG AWAITED EXPERIENCE WILL COME BACK TO ME!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
my preciousssssss.....

hahahahaha.
over-reacting.
:D
any ways.
class outing coming soon,
yay!
will be at costa sands resort cum pasir ris park cum dte.
:]
and there will be a little race...
hohoho.
:]
and I WILL GET TO CYCLE!
CYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCLE!
hmm..
i just realised.
cycling has my initials.
CYcling.
or,
CYCling.
CY.CHAN
:D

okay any ways,
yesterday,
i just found out tat ******* is a IMPERSONATER.
and tat person's name is not to be revealed due to privacy.
but he is short and round and looks like alot of ppl.
he is incredible hulk cum angry pig cum captain underpants cum humpty dumpty.
:]

oh ya. yesterday's yesterday,
i caught my brother sleeping while watching the news.

:D

BYE.
CYCYCYCCYCYYCYCYCCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYcling!

2008-10-19T19:34:00.000-07:00

SIXTEENTH POST.
:D
and since i was too lazy to rotate the pics,
please kindly rotate ur head instead.
thank you for ur kind understanding.
:]

haha! NATASHA has such a tiny head!

haha! TERESA and JOEY!

are they standing upside down?

or are they stuck to the ceiling?

HAHA! JIALE's new fringe.

tis is..

i dunno who.

could be joey,

could be jingyi,

could be me.

look at the name tag la.

if can. :D

whoa! JOEY's amazing swallow-the-walking-stick feat!

dun choke arh!

tis is comfirm NAT! :D

haha.

playing limboooooooo.

tis was how bobby looked like when he was young.

and tis is how he looked like when he old.

and i think in a few days time he's gonna die.

cos we torture him so much.

and tis is the cicada my brother caught!

it flew into his room and got caught there.

haha.

the whole incident was so funny can.

i was in my room,

listening to music when suddenly my brother was like,

"cai yue cai yue there's a cicada in my room!!"

den im like,

"wat?!"

so i run there.

and the whole thing started.

i got a video la,

but lazy post le.

okay bye.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

2008-10-19T19:01:00.000-07:00

HELHELHELHELHELHELLO

i have just read TERESA TOH's blog and so i decided to post tis fifteen post of mine.
:D
also, i have decided to use a VARIETY of COLOURS to type tis post
cos i am feeling very COLOURY now.
okay, so,

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I'm joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your 'My Little Pony' collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- EmotionalOne
Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour's dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I'm incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me, just dress up as a bunny
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy'
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

and with my answers,
i shall write to all of you a letter,
like TERESA,
which all the words are deep from my heart.
:D

Dear everyone,

How are you? i am super super fine.
however, i have bad bad news.
so, please do not freak out after reading tis.
i have decided to join the convent cos i realised tat i have to,
after skinny dipping with you in the bath tub.
the convent is located at the elton john concert,
so do come and visit me more often.
when you are there, i will greet you by sitting on you.
it is part of the convent rules, to ensure tat the visitors will feel at ease.
if you want, you can also have the Montreal Canadian’s goalie to help you instead.
but you must be careful when he helps you,
cos his nose is frostbitten so it may accidentally drop into ur clothes.
he will then tell you tat santa doesnt exist
cos he always doesnt get the cut toenails tat he wished for christmas.
also, the convent will help you fill the oil tank of ur car with holy pee.
i will also try to forget tat you broke my heart
by using it to play tug-of-war with me.
so wish me luck,
cos when i join the convet,
im off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness,
choy yu.

:D

2008-10-13T02:56:00.000-07:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
tis is the FOURTEENTH post!

haha.
okay, im like, making a fuss for nothing.
=.=
any ways.
today, get back eng paper.
i didnt fail la,
but only get c5!
D:
and,
joey super pro in eng can.
:o
tomorrow getting back chinese, lit, history and maths paper.
CAN DIE.
D: D: D:
so, everyone good luck good luck good luck!
tis shall be the last post to everyone!
cos im dying tomorrow!
i just wanna say,
I LOVE EVERYONE!
I WILL MISS EVERYONE!
DUN MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
haha.
okay,
tis is crap.
and so zi kua can.
.____________.

and,
today went to the art museum.
saw some super cool artwork la.
like those metallic super big ants.
and the "pine tree"
and the clocks.
and there's tis BIG BIG picture called "micro-something"
i cant remember the name.
:p
any ways.
its damn freaky la.
all the nude tiny men.
complete with everything.
:D
okay okay,
im being sick here.
:D
:D:D
:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D
:D:D
:D

okay, i dun think there's anything else to say,
so,
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
:D

oh ya.
I WANNA WATCH PAINTED SKIN!!!!!!!!

2008-10-09T19:45:00.000-07:00

EXAM IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
YAAAAY!
WOOOO!
HALLEJULAH!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

im highing.
but any ways.
yesterday,
went east coast.
couldnt cycle,
cos bicycle rental thingy haven open.
couldnt find macs,
so we took a taxi to parkway's macs instead.
ate,
den we went window shopping.
den there was tis shop tat named itself after an unicellular organisim -- the amoeba.
BUT, its spelling was "ameba."
so, got difference.
but still.
=.=
but inside, the things were super cool can.
:D
den got tis card thingy tat said
"the lady and the chocolate"
choc: you want me, dont you? you want me! you want ME!
lady: at first i do, but den the after-guilt and [dunno wat] came, i decided not to want you any more.
choc: tat is the reason of my existance! ARE YOU DENYING MY REASON OF EXISTENCE??!!
lady: no, im not!
choc: den have me! eat me! savage me!
*munching sound, den a sigh*

den me and jiale were say tat was teresa and fq.
HAHAHAHA.
den there was a few greeting cards which were so cute lor.
example:
i wish you a
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
happy birthday!

den you can tick how many "very"s you want.
:D
and another is the list for shitting.
and why you should ahem with me tonight.
and others.
hahaha.
:D

den, we went to the arcade.

but nat ans jingyi didnt play any thing la.

played the baskteball one.
me and jiale won teresa and joey!

muahaha.

but, we lost to joey SOLO

when we played the dancing game.

cos our down step got something wrong.
and joey is like, so pro.

den we played tat sliding-the-disk-on-the-table-and-hitting-it-to-the-other-person's-goal-while-protecting-urs game.

and me and jiale won teresa and joey!

and den we played the game where you have to throw balls at the screen to hit the target game,

and den we realised tat you can use tat game to 出气 la.

so when someone socld you,

den you go there and

throw and throw and throw while saying "you stupid [watver] la! go and die la you cuckcoo idiot!"

hahaha.

and den, got tis stimulator ride lor.

so we rode it.

and den there's tis part where its very jerky den me and jiale and joey and teresa were like,

ai ya. i dunno how to type tat kind of sound.

so never mind.

but its very fun!

haha.

okay,

some pics. :D

okay, i lazy rotate it.

so rotate ur head!

tis is teresa and joey any ways.

:D

teresa and joey again. :]

teresa!

the lifeguard tower.

jingyi and nat!

joey, with teresa's extra hand!

extra la, teresa.

jiale! :D

haha, actually they didnt noe i took tis.

but nat so happened to turn around,

so,

caught her face! :D

2008-10-07T20:19:00.000-07:00

ni hao.
:D

any ways.
today, GEOG OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
tat means left acc!
woo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
so now after lunch must memorise memorise memorise.
BLEH.
dunno whether my brain can take it or not.
i cant even understand wat it is about la!
=.=

ANY WAYS.
today, after school,
went to macs with the usual ppl la.
DEN,
took the mrt home with the usual ppl again while joey and nat go popular.
DEN,
on the mrt,
okay wait.
first,
you must noe tat jingyi's shirt's first button "pop!"ed out so she's super sexy now.
if you look at a certain angle, can see her b**.
:D
[sorry arh, jingyi]
so,
back to the story.
DEN,
on the mrt,
me teresa and jiale were like trying to make jingyi angry,
by *censored*.
den, we managed to and she was like,
standing like miss low,
super sexy,
so we were like,
"wow, jingyi.. so sexy arh?'
and den give the horny eyes.
okay actually, its just me.
:D
so, jingyi took a deep breath and
"hng!"
and den stand super straight with her chest like,
sticking out.
:D
den,
jiale and teresa started laughing like crazy and me and jingyi were like, wat?!
and den i went over to ask jiale wat happened den she said
"her shirt like super tight den wanna explode!"
and den im like, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10000000
den later jingyi was super "pissed".
:D
and so we tried to stop laughing and be guai kias.
:]
and suddenly jiale started laughing.
she imagined all the buttons on jingyi shirt popping out and flying everywhere.
so me, teresa and jiale laugh like siao again la.
DEN,
suddenly my mind started imaginating jingyi's buttons all flying everywhere like bullets
and den cos teresa was standing oppo jingyi,
the bullets were heading for her so she siam in slow-mo
like keanu reeves in the MATRIX.
like, the bullet "pheeeeeeeeeeeew"
and den teresa "whuuuuuu-ahhhhhhh"
and lean back den the bullet zoom pass her face.
:D:D:D:D:D
nice right.
so we all three laugh like dunno wat like tat and den i laugh until i couldn't breathe la!
i was like, laughing so hard until no sound come out den cannot breathe.
and i nearly peed.
xp
so, overall,
jingyi was laughing and "pissed"ing like crazy.
:D

THE END.
enjoyed it?
just call 9******* for a PERSONAL CLOSE UP WITH UR FAVOURTIE STARS!!
:]]]]]]

2008-10-07T04:32:00.000-07:00

hello.

hi.
yo.
[pick any one you like :D]

any ways.
today, science paper.
quite okay la actually.
:]
and....
YAY!!!
2 MORE PAPERS AND EXAMS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
den after aacc can go watch "the house bunny" with JIALE, JOEY, JINGYI, TERESA and NAT.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay okay.
im going rabid.
=.=
but still.
MUST CELEBRATE!
LALALA.
okay bye.

some random pics. :D
tomorrow post more.
today only can post these 3 out of like, 10.
D:

jiale eating meltz. :D

jingyi drinking unglamly. :D

haha. she's showing off her food!

okay watever.
BYEEEEEEEE.

2008-10-05T20:37:00.000-07:00

AHEM.

jiale: please lorhhs? im not mrs cheng.
im mrs NOBODY. :D
dunno whose surname is 'nobody' though.
hohoho. :]

ANY WAYS.
today, maths paper.
extreeeeeeemely sian la.
i didnt get to finish the paper lorhhs.
i was halfway drawing the stupid graph when suddenly,
"TIME'S UP."
den she sound like those kind of hell people saying
"ur time on earth is up. now, go to HELL! muahahhahahahahaha."
bleh.
any ways,
okay wait. i realised tat i like to say alot of any ways.
but any ways,
during the exam, i got stomach ache.
so suay la.
=.=
so tat affected my performance.
so cannot blame me arh.
:D

okay, got nothing to say le.
except for the squishing incident in the bus.
but, got too many body parts involved,
so it got edited away.
:]

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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2008-09-29T04:02:00.001-07:00

blah blah blah.

so long never update my blog.
but then, once im updating,
i dunno wat to say.
actually, its more of FORGOT wat to say.

so, now i shall use my super powers and type watever tat comes to my mind.
boo.
wat?
pig.
huh?
wat the HELL?
tis is so lame.
and boring.
actually,
not so.
blah.
joey.
ooo..
ruijie?!
:o

okay okay. i should explain wat was i talking about.
i mean, TYPING.
bleh.
:D

okay so, first, i typed ''boo''.
the reason why, is cos, as i have said earlier,
i will type watever tat comes to my mind.
just nice,
the word ''boo'' popped into my mind.
den the rest also same same la.
so you noe wat was going through my mind at tat time.
but den, i must like, go through them so you noe wat im talking bout.
first, "boo".
den i was like, ''wat?!''
den ''pig''.
i was like, ''huh?!''
cos of all things tat come to my mind, why pig.
.___.
den i looked at the first four words and i was like, "wat the hell tis is so lame."
den, "quite boring also la."
den, i think again.
"maybe not so lor."
den, "ai ya heck la. BLAH BLAH BLAH."
so, BLAH.
den, the blahing remind me of joey's 5 blahs.
so, JOEY.
den i dunno why i OOOed.
den, when i think of joey,
i think of ruijie.
so, RUIJIE?!
and den im shocked tat i would actually think about ruijie.
so, :O.

end of story.
okay, my brother wanna use the com. so,
BAH.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
:]

2008-09-12T06:14:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOOOOOOOO.

on wednesday, me and teresa had a surprise. :D
so happy.
THANK YOU JOEY AND NAT AND JIALE AND JINGYI!
I LOVE YOU!!
:D:D:D

okay so actually, it went like tis la.
first, on tue, in lucky,
joey and jiale and jingyi were discussing SOME things and me and teresa were not allowed to listen. :(
den, nat smsed us and said ''hey tomorrow come my house study okay?''
so we were like, ''okay.''
and den joey suddenly pulled me aside and said '' actually, its a surprise for teresa.''
and den i was like, ''ooo...''
and den inside my mind i was giving tis evil evil MUAHAHA-ish laugh.
den, on wed,
after school,
joey and jiale were like, ''eh quick! we must go parkway buy presents for our seniors!''
so we said bye to them la.
den agreed to meet at nat's house.
den me, teresa, nat and jingyi went lucky to eat.
[i think im gonna die like, 5 years ealier now. almost everyday eat there. =.=]
dunno how i drink my vanilla choc thingy,
drink until my skirt also have.
so,
went to the toilet to wash it off.
but not important la,
so skip tis part please. :]
okay so after tat, we eat finish liao.
den i was like, ''can we go now?''
and teresa was like, ''ya, can we go?''
and den nat was like, ''wait jingyi cant reach her father.''
and jingyi was like, so emotic and moody so me and teresa was like,
okay let jingyi do her thing first.
den,
okay wait. i just realised tat so far, there's dunno how many 'then's. :p
okay then,
FINALLY, nat was like, ai ya lets go.
so we went.
walk slowly to nat's house,
without jay-walking,
and den we sat on the beach chairs near the pool and chat about how to study while suntanning,
den nat was like, ''eh we go bbq pit wait for them.''
so we went there,
and dun suddenly,
POP!
and teresa screamed,
and i was like, turning around and ''huh?''
and den suddenly joey came rushing out of no where and spraying the party spray thing at everyone,
and jiale sprayed my face and the thing was like, dangling on my specs,
and joey sprayed teresa's boobs,
and many many more,
den we finally stopped spraying and decided to eat the cake,
but whe we tried to light the candles,
the stupid wind was like, so strong and the fire all went out.
=.=
so we gave up and imagined the fire instead la.
haha.
den, sang birthday songs,
den, YAY, cut cake[the cake was so NICE! its all chocolate la.] eat cake, eat the BALLS too,
and went off to plaaaaay~
but, jingyi went off, cuz she needed to watch tis shakespear thingy.

so,
we were like, waling sunno where la,
den we decided to go to the playground with swings lor.
den, its so fun there la.
and den there was once when i sat on the swing and den i dunno WHO go and puch the swing until it went spinning like, in circles while going front and back and den i was ''ahh''ing and hugging the metal chains like dunno wat kind of shit cuz i was almost falling out and i didnt wanna be like superman.
i cant fly, and i dun wanna fly.
:]
even though im tweety bird. :D
den, met tis p3 girl called jessica, she so cute!
so friendly.

den today, went to parkway to but stuff.
but, when we see macs,
haiiz. must eat.
we cant resist the temptations!
:D
den,
we created tis wonderful sauce.
its made up of vanilla ice cream with ice cream cone and curry sauce and chilli sauce and bits of nuggets.

okay, cant type anymore.
dun feel like liao.
but, here's some pics la. :]
oh sian. cant post.
BLEAI.
nevermind, other day den post.
okay, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

2008-09-09T00:45:00.000-07:00

hellllllllloooooooo.
:D

okay. yesterday, i was so suay la can.
first, i lost my clip!
den cannot pin up my fringe.
so sad la.
i ended up looking worse than ever.
like some kind of crazy woman with the hair flying all around.
WAHA. :]
but,
I FOUND MY CLIP TODAY!!
so happy, pin up my fringe again.
natasha was like, WHY YOU PIN UP UR FRINGE AGAIN?!
lalala. :D
ai ya. i'll put down my fringe.
but only only after i cut my hair.
which is like, 5 more days later?
so, the count down begins.
*beethoven's song plays*
DA DA DA DAA~

any ways.
after losing my clip yesterday,
i was almost late for school.
=.=
den, i was talking to jingyi in the classroom when suddenly,
my hand some how hit jiehui's water bottle off her table and went FLYIIIING-
okay wait.
should be falling.
okay so,
jiehui's water bottle went FALLIIIING and smashed onto the floor.
its like, PIANG~
it broke. the corner came off.
and water was like, everywhere.
and shaun was saying it was the delta river. =.=
i was so pai sei la!
and i was like,
omg jiehui! sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry! x100
jingyi was like, ''choyyu, SPASTIC.''
den i was like, "huh?''
den she said ''clumsy.''
i said ''oh,''
''NOW THEN YOU KNOW IM CLUMSY?!''
and jiehui was like, ''never mind, tis is the 5th water bottle i broke.'' :o
but never mind.
IM SO SORRY JIEHUI! :P

den, cuz of shaun and yd, i got angry.
BLAH.
den too fed up to clean up the mess, so just let the water evaporate on its self. :D

den, got selected to be in charge of class deco.
super suay, and super sian.
but any way.

TODAY IS TODAY.
so, enough of yesterday. :]

5 more days later, and its my birthday!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHA.
and, tomorrow im going natasha's house to study! :]
with teresa, joey, jiale and jingyi.
hoho. *censored~*. :]

any ways.
BYEEEE~

oh ya. teresa's birthday in a few more days too!
yaaaay~:]

2008-09-07T00:54:00.001-07:00

lalala.
im so bored.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:D

2008-09-06T21:58:00.000-07:00

hellooooooooo.
:D

okay any ways.
on friday, i got dragged to my mother's working place.
so boring there.
almost died of boredom.
but, i went to the playground there.
to 'relieve my memories'.
haha. i sound so old.
because my mother works as a kindergarden teacher,
at PAP blk 650.
but den 650 shut down, so transfered over to 737 and 738.
aaaaaand, i use to live at blk 737, hence, the 'memories'.
:]

tis is a picture of it. :]

any ways.
at around 6plus, my mother went to buy dinner at west plaza.
so, i waited for her in the car.
and i smsed with joey,
and we talked about specially made undergarments,
and test tube babies. :]
hahahaha.
but, cuz i was so bored,
i took lame pics of my self.
tis is two of them.

okay, i was acting macho.
tat isnt my muscles. OBVIOUSLY.
i faked them. :D
and i noe i look super weird.

and tis,
acting cool?
girl in black?
:]
and, i noe i look super weird.
again.
my face is longated.
=.=

all very very VERY lame.
seriously very lame.
therefore,
i only show two.
dun wanna embarrass myself more.

HAHA.

okay bye.:]

2008-09-03T22:56:00.000-07:00

oh ya.

okay wait. first, i wanna say tis:
WHOA. my third post in a day. not bad.
later sure will post again.
because im so bored.
lalala.
:D

any ways.

oh shit. wait.
after all tat '3rd post in a day' crap, i forgot wat i wanted to say.
oh shity. shity shit shit.
okay, crap.
i have short term memory los-

wait!
i remembered!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
all hail me. :]
okay, over reacting. :]

ANYWAYS,
wat i wanted to say, was tat yesterday,
i had maths lesson.
needed to go back to school.
so, i met up with JIALE, TERESA and JINGYI at pasir ris mrt station to go there.
[we were meeting JOEY at macs]
JIALE cut her hair. and now her ponytail looks so cute. :]
TERESA cut her hair too, and now her ponytail is ASS-shaped. hahaha.
no la. i meant S-shaped. :D

den, at macs, TERESA brought tis sauce dish full of tomato and chilli sauce.
den JIALE went ''oh my god its giving out heat!''.
den, JINGYI and I were like, ''huh?!'' and so we put our hands over it to feel the 'heat' and suddenly, SMACK.
JIALE smacked our hands down onto the sauces and the sauce went flying everywhere.
there was chilli sauce on my hair. and hands. and skirt.
den we were all laughing like shit, but i didnt dare to laugh too hard cuz if i do, i will open my mouth wiiiiiiiiide until it can stuff dunno how many char siew paos inside. but tat wasnt the main reason.
its cuz was eating my burger [actually, its just the bread part] and i scared later it dropped out of my mouth.
can you imagine? like,me laughing-hahaha, den suddenly, PLOP. you see the burger on the floor. *rewine*, *play on slow-mo*
HAA-- HAA-- HAA--*see burger slowly fly out my mouth, den slowly fall onto the ground*

nice right?
:D

okay den JIALE was laughing with her mouth full of MILO den suddenly she opened her mouth and milo went flying all over the place. even on my skirt. :P
it was like, laugh laugh laugh, den
FFFEEEEEEEEWWW~
milo everywhere. :D

so funny.

so, went to toilet to clean up with teresa and jiale. met jingyi on the way.
the toilet was so scary la please.
all of us were like, omgomg so scary.
den, played with water.

THE END. hand tired liao. hahaha.
:]

oh ya. here's a photo of teresa's half eaten burger.

2008-09-03T22:02:00.000-07:00

oh ya.

the date is abit off.
its suppose to be the 4th today.
not 3rd.
and the time.
its 1pm now.
not 10 plus.
but never mind.
HECK. :]

and,
its my brother's birthday today!
so lets celebrate. MUAHA.
i will smash the cake on his face later. hoho.
and i will take a photo of him then, and post it.
right? if got happy memories,
den must show it to everyone wat.

okay okay. time for his birthday song.
*clears throat*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COCK,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COCK,
HAPPR BIRTHDAY TO CO-CK~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COCK!!

p.s, my brother's nickname is COCK.
;D

FIRST POST!

2008-09-03T21:56:00.000-07:00

hello?

okay fine. i shall use my normal way of saying hi.

yo.
Tis is my first post, so, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

thanks natasha! love you much! :]

okay,
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
:]