Tuesday, October 28, 2008

HELHELELHELHELHELHELHELHELHELLO.
:D

today, nothing much la.
blah blah blah,
blah blah blah,
blah blah BLEH.

im dying of boredom.
boredomness overload.
and im losing!!!
T.T

okay watever.
due to time constraint,
i shall not do the 50 questions long quiz today.
:D


bye.
:D

splash of colours!

Monday, October 27, 2008

YAYeeYAYeeYAYeeYAYeeYAY!


in exactly 6 days,
i will finally CYCLE.
YES! YES YES YES!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AFTER SO MANY YEARS!
THE LONG AWAITED EXPERIENCE WILL COME BACK TO ME!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
my preciousssssss.....


hahahahaha.
over-reacting.
:D
any ways.
class outing coming soon,
yay!
will be at costa sands resort cum pasir ris park cum dte.
:]
and there will be a little race...
hohoho.
:]
and I WILL GET TO CYCLE!
CYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCLE!
hmm..
i just realised.
cycling has my initials.
CYcling.
or,
CYCling.
CY.CHAN
:D



okay any ways,
yesterday,
i just found out tat ******* is a IMPERSONATER.
and tat person's name is not to be revealed due to privacy.
but he is short and round and looks like alot of ppl.
he is incredible hulk cum angry pig cum captain underpants cum humpty dumpty.
:]



oh ya. yesterday's yesterday,
i caught my brother sleeping while watching the news.


:D


BYE.
CYCYCYCCYCYYCYCYCCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCYcling!

splash of colours!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

SIXTEENTH POST.
:D
and since i was too lazy to rotate the pics,
please kindly rotate ur head instead.
thank you for ur kind understanding.
:]



haha! NATASHA has such a tiny head!
:D


haha! TERESA and JOEY!
are they standing upside down?
or are they stuck to the ceiling?
:o





HAHA! JIALE's new fringe.
:D
tis is..
i dunno who.
could be joey,
could be jingyi,
could be me.
look at the name tag la.
if can. :D
whoa! JOEY's amazing swallow-the-walking-stick feat!
dun choke arh!

tis is comfirm NAT! :D
haha.
playing limboooooooo.


tis was how bobby looked like when he was young.

and tis is how he looked like when he old.
and i think in a few days time he's gonna die.
cos we torture him so much.
D;


and tis is the cicada my brother caught!
it flew into his room and got caught there.
haha.
the whole incident was so funny can.
i was in my room,
listening to music when suddenly my brother was like,
"cai yue cai yue there's a cicada in my room!!"
den im like,
"wat?!"
so i run there.
and the whole thing started.
i got a video la,
but lazy post le.
:D
okay bye.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.










splash of colours!

HELHELHELHELHELHELLO

i have just read TERESA TOH's blog and so i decided to post tis fifteen post of mine.
:D
also, i have decided to use a VARIETY of COLOURS to type tis post
cos i am feeling very COLOURY now.
okay, so,

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I'm joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your 'My Little Pony' collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- EmotionalOne
Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour's dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I'm incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me, just dress up as a bunny
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy'
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

and with my answers,
i shall write to all of you a letter,
like TERESA,
which all the words are deep from my heart.
:D



Dear everyone,

How are you? i am super super fine.
however, i have bad bad news.
so, please do not freak out after reading tis.
i have decided to join the convent cos i realised tat i have to,
after skinny dipping with you in the bath tub.
the convent is located at the elton john concert,
so do come and visit me more often.
when you are there, i will greet you by sitting on you.
it is part of the convent rules, to ensure tat the visitors will feel at ease.
if you want, you can also have the Montreal Canadian’s goalie to help you instead.
but you must be careful when he helps you,
cos his nose is frostbitten so it may accidentally drop into ur clothes.
he will then tell you tat santa doesnt exist
cos he always doesnt get the cut toenails tat he wished for christmas.
also, the convent will help you fill the oil tank of ur car with holy pee.
i will also try to forget tat you broke my heart
by using it to play tug-of-war with me.
so wish me luck,
cos when i join the convet,
im off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness,
choy yu.

:D

splash of colours!

Monday, October 13, 2008

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
tis is the FOURTEENTH post!

haha.
okay, im like, making a fuss for nothing.
=.=
any ways.
today, get back eng paper.
i didnt fail la,
but only get c5!
D:
and,
joey super pro in eng can.
:o
tomorrow getting back chinese, lit, history and maths paper.
CAN DIE.
D: D: D:
so, everyone good luck good luck good luck!
tis shall be the last post to everyone!
cos im dying tomorrow!
i just wanna say,
I LOVE EVERYONE!
I WILL MISS EVERYONE!
DUN MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
haha.
okay,
tis is crap.
and so zi kua can.
.____________.

and,
today went to the art museum.
saw some super cool artwork la.
like those metallic super big ants.
and the "pine tree"
and the clocks.
and there's tis BIG BIG picture called "micro-something"
i cant remember the name.
:p
any ways.
its damn freaky la.
all the nude tiny men.
complete with everything.
:D
okay okay,
im being sick here.
:D
:D:D
:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D
:D:D
:D


okay, i dun think there's anything else to say,
so,
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
:D

oh ya.
I WANNA WATCH PAINTED SKIN!!!!!!!!

splash of colours!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

EXAM IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
YAAAAY!
WOOOO!
HALLEJULAH!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

im highing.
but any ways.
yesterday,
went east coast.
couldnt cycle,
cos bicycle rental thingy haven open.
couldnt find macs,
so we took a taxi to parkway's macs instead.
ate,
den we went window shopping.
den there was tis shop tat named itself after an unicellular organisim -- the amoeba.
BUT, its spelling was "ameba."
so, got difference.
but still.
=.=
but inside, the things were super cool can.
:D
den got tis card thingy tat said
"the lady and the chocolate"
choc: you want me, dont you? you want me! you want ME!
lady: at first i do, but den the after-guilt and [dunno wat] came, i decided not to want you any more.
choc: tat is the reason of my existance! ARE YOU DENYING MY REASON OF EXISTENCE??!!
lady: no, im not!
choc: den have me! eat me! savage me!
*munching sound, den a sigh*

den me and jiale were say tat was teresa and fq.
HAHAHAHA.
den there was a few greeting cards which were so cute lor.
example:
i wish you a
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
[] very
happy birthday!

den you can tick how many "very"s you want.
:D
and another is the list for shitting.
and why you should ahem with me tonight.
and others.
hahaha.
:D


den, we went to the arcade.
but nat ans jingyi didnt play any thing la.
D:
played the baskteball one.
me and jiale won teresa and joey!
muahaha.
:D
but, we lost to joey SOLO
when we played the dancing game.
cos our down step got something wrong.
and joey is like, so pro.
:p
den we played tat sliding-the-disk-on-the-table-and-hitting-it-to-the-other-person's-goal-while-protecting-urs game.
and me and jiale won teresa and joey!
and den we played the game where you have to throw balls at the screen to hit the target game,
and den we realised tat you can use tat game to 出气 la.
so when someone socld you,
den you go there and
throw and throw and throw while saying "you stupid [watver] la! go and die la you cuckcoo idiot!"
hahaha.
and den, got tis stimulator ride lor.
so we rode it.
and den there's tis part where its very jerky den me and jiale and joey and teresa were like,
ai ya. i dunno how to type tat kind of sound.
so never mind.
but its very fun!
haha.

okay,
some pics. :D

okay, i lazy rotate it.
so rotate ur head!
tis is teresa and joey any ways.
:D


teresa and joey again. :]


teresa!


the lifeguard tower.

jingyi and nat!
:D

joey, with teresa's extra hand!
extra la, teresa.
:D

jiale! :D

haha, actually they didnt noe i took tis.
but nat so happened to turn around,
so,
caught her face! :D

splash of colours!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

ni hao.
:D

any ways.
today, GEOG OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
tat means left acc!
woo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
so now after lunch must memorise memorise memorise.
BLEH.
dunno whether my brain can take it or not.
i cant even understand wat it is about la!
=.=

ANY WAYS.
today, after school,
went to macs with the usual ppl la.
DEN,
took the mrt home with the usual ppl again while joey and nat go popular.
DEN,
on the mrt,
okay wait.
first,
you must noe tat jingyi's shirt's first button "pop!"ed out so she's super sexy now.
if you look at a certain angle, can see her b**.
:D
[sorry arh, jingyi]
so,
back to the story.
DEN,
on the mrt,
me teresa and jiale were like trying to make jingyi angry,
by *censored*.
den, we managed to and she was like,
standing like miss low,
super sexy,
so we were like,
"wow, jingyi.. so sexy arh?'
and den give the horny eyes.
okay actually, its just me.
:D
so, jingyi took a deep breath and
"hng!"
and den stand super straight with her chest like,
sticking out.
:D
den,
jiale and teresa started laughing like crazy and me and jingyi were like, wat?!
and den i went over to ask jiale wat happened den she said
"her shirt like super tight den wanna explode!"
and den im like, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10000000
den later jingyi was super "pissed".
:D
and so we tried to stop laughing and be guai kias.
:]
and suddenly jiale started laughing.
she imagined all the buttons on jingyi shirt popping out and flying everywhere.
so me, teresa and jiale laugh like siao again la.
DEN,
suddenly my mind started imaginating jingyi's buttons all flying everywhere like bullets
and den cos teresa was standing oppo jingyi,
the bullets were heading for her so she siam in slow-mo
like keanu reeves in the MATRIX.
like, the bullet "pheeeeeeeeeeeew"
and den teresa "whuuuuuu-ahhhhhhh"
and lean back den the bullet zoom pass her face.
:D:D:D:D:D
nice right.
so we all three laugh like dunno wat like tat and den i laugh until i couldn't breathe la!
i was like, laughing so hard until no sound come out den cannot breathe.
and i nearly peed.
xp
so, overall,
jingyi was laughing and "pissed"ing like crazy.
:D



THE END.
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:]]]]]]

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hello.

hi.
yo.
[pick any one you like :D]

any ways.
today, science paper.
quite okay la actually.
:]
and....
YAY!!!
2 MORE PAPERS AND EXAMS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
den after aacc can go watch "the house bunny" with JIALE, JOEY, JINGYI, TERESA and NAT.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay okay.
im going rabid.
=.=
but still.
MUST CELEBRATE!
LALALA.
okay bye.

some random pics. :D
tomorrow post more.
today only can post these 3 out of like, 10.
D:








jiale eating meltz. :D








jingyi drinking unglamly. :D











haha. she's showing off her food!

okay watever.
BYEEEEEEEE.

splash of colours!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

AHEM.

jiale: please lorhhs? im not mrs cheng.
im mrs NOBODY. :D
dunno whose surname is 'nobody' though.
hohoho. :]

ANY WAYS.
today, maths paper.
extreeeeeeemely sian la.
i didnt get to finish the paper lorhhs.
i was halfway drawing the stupid graph when suddenly,
"TIME'S UP."
den she sound like those kind of hell people saying
"ur time on earth is up. now, go to HELL! muahahhahahahahaha."
bleh.
any ways,
okay wait. i realised tat i like to say alot of any ways.
but any ways,
during the exam, i got stomach ache.
so suay la.
=.=
so tat affected my performance.
so cannot blame me arh.
:D


okay, got nothing to say le.
except for the squishing incident in the bus.
but, got too many body parts involved,
so it got edited away.
:]


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say hello

i am from planet toileteet and we toileteeters love to meet earthlings who uses toilets.
my name is CCY140995.
also, i am a spy.
i have came to ur planet for tat reason.
so far, i have been seeking refuge at CHUNG CHENG HIGH MAIN school for the past 50 years.
i should also mention tat if you made me angry,
i will use my clarinet to squeak you to planet planetzillo where the great planetzilla will turn you into a planet.

open ur mouth

teleport away

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