AI YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
two days ago,
in the mrt,
BIG DISASTER.
so here's a skit to show wat happened.
casts:
ME
TEO JINGYI
TERESA TOH
WOMAN 1
ANGMOH 1
ALL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CABIN
settings:
CY, JY, AND TERESA WERE IN THE TRAIN ON THE WAY HOME.
CY WAS THINKING SICK.
JY: wa lao cy you sicko bird! its like forever the sickest bird! which reminds me of
"forever the sickest kids!"
TERESA & CY: o:
CY STARTS TO DRINK SOME WATER.
TERESA STARTS SMSING HER BOYFRIEND.
JY STARTS SINGING "WOAH OH"
JY: woah oh~! [in a woah oh + sexy way = damn funny]
TERESA & CY ARE MOMENTARILY STUNNED.
TERESA SNAPS OUT OF HER DAZE.
T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
CY STARTS TO LAUGH TOO, BUT UNFOURTUNATELY HER MOUTH IS FILLED WITH WATER.
CY: mm mm MMMMM! [one hand covering mouth, other clutching bottle]
"OMG! DUN SPIT OUT DUN SPIT OUT!"JY TURNS CY AROUND SO THAT SHE WILL NOT SPIT THE WATER ON TO HER.
TERESA STILL CONTINUES LAUGHING LIKE SOME CRAZY WOMAN.
CY: MMMMMMM!
"
eesh! why cant i swallow the water?! omg no! nonono! dun start coughing!"*COUGH COUGH COUGH*
MUCH TO HER DISMAY, CY STARTS COUGHING HEAVILY.
SHE IS TRYING SUPER SUPER SUPER HARD TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT AND THE WATER IN.
[DID I MENTION SHE'S TRYING
SUPERRRRRRRRRRR HARD?]
FINALLY, CY DECIDES THAT IF SHE'S GOING TO CONTINUE CLOSING HER MOUTH AND COUGHING, SHE IS EITHER GOING TO DIE OF OVER-COUGHING AND SUFFOCATION OR SHE'S GONNA OPEN HER MOUTH.
CY:
"aw crap! sucker man! im gonna die of suffocation! ah wat the heck. just open my damn mouth la. being merlion once is fine. :D"HENCE, CY OPENS HER GIGANTIC MOUTH.
AND FOR A FEW SHORT SECONDS,
SHE BASKED IN THE GLORY OF HAVING THE HONOUR OF BEING THE MERLION.
*
PPPPSH!*[WATER SOUND EFFECTS]JY: OMG CY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TERESA: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
WOMAN 1: TSK!!!!!
ANGMOH 1:
"oh my fcking god! i am never gonna come to singapore ever again."CY:
"oh shoot. now there's water on the floor. #@$^#&@$*@! ah at least i can open my mouth. but oh no! im still coughing! im feel so xin ku! like choking! ack! help!"JY: are you okay?!
T: OMG! okay not?
CY: COUGHINGGGGGGGGGGG
CY MANAGES TO CHOKE OUT A GURGLE.
CY: tissue! i need tissue!
JY RUMAGES HER BAG.
JY: uhhhh.. i dun have!
TERESA: okay, i guess its my turn to search.
TERESA SEARCHES HER BAG.
T: i also dun have!
CY: i need jiale!
JY AND TERESA: HAHAHAHAHA!
JY: funny arh you? now still can joke!
[cos jiale always have tissue with her.]
T: i have gao zhi! you want?
CY: :O
ah what the heck.
CY TAKES THE GAO ZHI AND WIPES HER MOUTH WITH IT.
CY: eeew. can we like, zao at the next station? heh. [embarrassed!]
JY AND TERESA: YES. [embarrassed too]
~~~~~~NEXT STATION~~~~~~~~
mrt thingy : bedok!
CY: lets get outta here.
ALL RUNS OUT.
AND THE MESS I LEFT BEHIND.
AND OUR THREE MUSKETEERS PRAYED THAT NO ONE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM
THEY THEN RUN DOWN TO THE TOILET.
AT THE EZLINK TAPPING POINT,
CY: jy! can help me tap?
JY: okok.
JY TAPS WITH CY'S WALLET.
AND DEN GOES THROUGH THE DOOR HERSELF.
CY: jy! ahem! tat was my wallet!
JY: oops! sorry sorry!
STRETCHES FORWARD TO TAP HER EZLINK FOR CY
THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
after that i washed up, and according to jy and teresa,
i kept telling my "stories"
and very nearly made them pee.
:o
but den,
after tat,
jy came to conclusion tat i have water coming from everywhere.
:s
funny arh.
okay so, credits to the casts!
:D
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:]
and ai ya.
i left my maths ws in class.
:o
OH YA!
my brother is back!
:D
:D
:D :D:D:D:D:D:DDDDD
and now his head looks like some kind of hard boiled egg man!
cos he shaved botak, and den some more he kena sunburnt,
so its like,
A BIG RED EGG!
:D
yum. make me hungry.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
:D
