SAY~ "H"!
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"E"!
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"L"!
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"L"!
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"O"!
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"HELLO!"
okay, there's so much homework this weekend la.
blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
any ways.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I FINALLY BECAME THE BEST CLARINETIST AMONG MY BATCH!
MUAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
AFTER WAITING FOR SO LONG..
FINALLY!HAHHAHAHA!
okay, im crazy already.
:D
but, now cos sec 2,
so must change from reed 2half to 3half and OMG ITS SO HARD TO BLOW!
i can just barely reach the high high D.
and i need to use so much air.
ROAR.
i miss my old reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
D:
any ways,
like a few days ago,
me, jiaqi and winnie were on our way home after band.
and then, xinhao was walking somewhere behind us.
then, jiaqi was kicking this long long stick and then i dunno why but i just reached down and "saved" the stick from the evil jiaqi.
:O
and then, i forgot what happened,
but xinhao started calling it the holy stick.
and then the maple mushroom that winnie made in D&T last year the holy mushroom.
or holey.
which ever one.
cos it DID have holes.
two.
:D
but any ways!
in the mrt,
we recapped why we came up with the holy stick and mushroom and then somehow we linked
it with the pan gu kai tian thingy.
something about pan gu poofing out of nowhere so poof was his father,
and then father foop was poof's father.
and then grandfather poof was father foop's father.
and the holy mushroom was pan gu's daughter.
and so,
we came up with this theory:
grandfather poof gave birth to father foop,[in those days guys had both kinds of organs.]and father foop gave birth to poof.and poof gave birth to pan gu,and pan gu gave birth to mo gu [mushroom].and the mo gu gave birth to us humans,which are her poos.so all the poos[us] fell into the toilet bowl and mo gu flushed it.and then all the water fell onto earth, and became the ocean.the poos[us] fell onto earth too and started claiming it.and mo gu's urine forms the earth's land and ground.and all the green plants are the pandan leaves she used to wipe her butt.[pandan trees were the only plants in the land where mo gu lives].TA DA~
and that's the history of humans.
not adam and eve.
so we're not the sons and daughters of adam.
we're the sons and daughters of mo gu.
:o
AND AND AND,
today me and emma were eating and i was aort of exploring her phone
and all the built in "games" to entertain yourself when i found a love calculator.
then we were like,
ooo~
and decided to calculate rumoured couples or just random ones.
and the calculations were all HORRIBLE.
except for emma's one.
so emma,
when you get married,
must invite me to your wedding okay?!
:D
TAG REPLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
UNCLEPOOF: YES! ALL HAIL POOF! :D
QIANYUN: hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :D
JINGYI: no lor! :D i prefer dally to chace crawford! and i shall go search on aaron johnson! :]
